Your body has been trying to tell you something.

You've been told this diagnosis is something you'll just have to live with — that it only gets worse from here. But you don't feel like giving up. You feel like there's more you haven't tried yet. You're done seeing your symptoms as weakness; you're ready to read them as signals. You've already added the walks, the breathwork, the yoga — and none of it explains why your body still won't settle. Because a calm nervous system isn't just a practice. It's biochemistry. Genetics only account for about 5% of your health story — the rest is written by your environment, and there may be toxins that have been quietly working against you for years, sabotaging the very healing you've been chasing.

✦ Begins with a Root Cause Clarity Call · All labs ordered by Michelle, shipped directly to you · Full $195 Clarity Call fee applied toward this package

Functional Medicine Lab Testing — Heavy Metal & Mineral Analysis + Organic Acids Test

• Vitamins, Minerals + Key Nutrients — your body functions best with the right nutrients at the right levels and ratios; this testing looks at your overall vitamin and mineral status, additional nutrient markers, and your body's natural detoxification capacity.
• Metabolic Function — evaluates key metabolites tied to energy production and potential Candida or bacterial overgrowth.
• Total Toxic Load — measures your exposure to heavy metals like lead, mercury, cadmium, arsenic, and aluminum, plus markers of oxidative stress.
• Gut + Nutrient Absorption — assesses the balance of yeast, fungus, and bacteria in your gut, since this drives whether you're absorbing nutrients and keeping toxins contained.

What's included

• Root Cause Clarity Call
• Over 100 biomarkers across two functional labs
• 21-Day Functional Medicine Detox
• Full environmental exposure & product overhaul
• Custom protocol built from your results
• 3 virtual sessions — once every 4 weeks + weekly email check-ins
• 36-hour response time, weekdays
• Toxin Swap Guide included as a gift ($47 value)
• 15–20% off professional-grade supplements

Bloated has stopped feeling like a symptom and started feeling like a personality trait. You've done the elimination diets, the high fiber, the high protein — even a stool test that came back "normal." And you still look four months pregnant by afternoon. Your hair is thinning. Sugar cravings run the show. Every test says you're fine, which almost makes it worse — because if the labs are clean, why do you still feel like this in your own skin? Standard testing misses more than it catches; a single-day sample can miss yeast, bacterial overgrowth, or parasites entirely. You're not chasing a trend or ready to resign yourself to a quick fix — you want to know, with certainty, what's actually happening in your gut.

✦ Begins with a Root Cause Clarity Call · All labs ordered by Michelle, shipped directly to you · Full $195 Clarity Call fee applied toward this package

Functional Medicine Lab Testing — Gut & Microbial Panel + Food Sensitivity + Organic Acids Test

• Food Sensitivity Testing — every body is unique, which is why elimination diets alone often fall short. This lab reveals exactly which foods may be triggering inflammation in your specific body, so you know with clarity what to eat instead of guessing.
• Organic Acids Test — looks at your overall vitamin and mineral levels, other nutrient markers, and your body's natural detoxification capacity, plus metabolic markers tied to Candida or bacterial overgrowth.
• Gut Microbial & Parasite Screen — collected over 3 consecutive days so nothing gets missed, assessing the balance of yeast, fungus, bacteria, and parasites in your gut.

What's included

• Root Cause Clarity Call
• Comprehensive gut, microbial & nutrient testing
• 14-Day Functional Medicine Detox
• Custom protocol built from your results
• 3 virtual sessions — once every 4 weeks + weekly email check-ins
• 36-hour response time, weekdays
• Sensitive Gut Guide included as a gift
• 15–20% off professional-grade supplements

✦ If your results indicate a need for additional targeted support (such as a parasite-specific or yeast overgrowth protocol), this is available at an added cost based on your individual results.

You're wired but tired. Your sex drive is gone, your patience is shorter by the day, and you wake up between 1 and 3am like clockwork. Weight is settling around your midsection in a way it never used to. You've tried the workouts, the melatonin, the magnesium, the seed cycling — nothing is moving the needle, and it feels like everyone around you is already on HRT and asking why you're not. You've quietly wondered if it's something else entirely — adult ADHD, anxiety, just "getting older." Deeper down, you know there's more to the story, and you're done managing symptoms one Google search at a time.

How you move through this stage shapes the next quarter of your life. This protocol replaces guessing with precision — your exact hormone levels and ratios, thyroid function, cortisol rhythm, and blood sugar connection, mapped in full.

✦ Begins with a Root Cause Clarity Call · All labs ordered by Michelle, shipped directly to you · Full $195 Clarity Call fee applied toward this package

Functional Medicine Lab Testing — Hormone, Stress & Metabolism Panel + Organic Acids Test + Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis

• Hormone, Stress & Metabolism Testing — measures your cortisol rhythm, blood sugar regulation, thyroid markers, Vitamin D, and sex hormones together, giving you empowering clarity on exactly what's happening in this phase of life and how to rebalance it.
• Organic Acids Test — looks at your overall vitamin and mineral levels, other nutrient markers, and your body's natural detoxification capacity, plus metabolic markers tied to Candida or bacterial overgrowth.
• Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis (HTMA) — assesses mineral imbalances and heavy metal toxicity that directly impact hormone health and your body's stress response.

What's included

• Root Cause Clarity Call
• Hormone, stress & mineral precision testing
• 21-Day Functional Medicine Detox
• Custom hormone-informed protocol
• 4 virtual sessions — once every 4 weeks + weekly email check-ins
• 36-hour response time, weekdays
• Toxin Swap Guide + 40+ Metabolism & Cortisol Fitness Guide included
• 15–20% off professional-grade supplements